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Tractor Warnings

Here's our litte friend, the warning label guy. This poor guy dies a thousand deaths, in the most horrible way.


rollover.jpgBummer! He doesn't look happy here. No attachments involved, just the tractor and a nasty hillside.


tireblow.jpgOuch! Watch out for that rim.


loaderfalling.jpgHere we see what NOT to do around the loader. I'm wondering in that first label - is he pushing the tractor, and the loader comes crashing down on him? I'll bet the parking brake is set...

All that second label needs is a bubble with the poor guy saying "WHOOOOOAAA SHHIIIIITTTT!!!!"


loaderfallingload.jpgMore "do not do's"...what IS that thing anyway??


loaderpowerlines.jpgZZZZZAP! I don't know about your tractor, but my front bucket doesn't reach 30 feet in the air.


mowerfalloff.jpgNow here's the rear-mount mower. I think in that first shot he's hanging upside down from the rollbar by his knees, and it just got away from him.


mowerdanger.jpgOuch! OUCH!

First he gets dinged by a rock, then his FOOT CUT OFF, then all his fingers cut off! Slow learner!


mowerdanger1.jpgMy personal favorite on the far left - now our poor friend at once gets popped by a rock in the face, the groin, and the knee!

Then with his other hand and other foot (see above), he tests underneath the mower deck! For the hand, I can't figure out if those are 3 fingers or 1 finger and blood. Either way it's bad.


driveline.jpgThe ultimate demise. Some contortionist! I wonder what kind of sound that makes.

Almost looks like he's waving at you.


mowerhazard.jpgNow we move on to the box scraper. This thing is evil - it smashes hands, dings shins, and will knock you on your butt, and THEN squash your toe.


scraperrunover.jpgMore knee-hanging. He clearly didn't learn his lesson trying this move with the mower.


I feel sorry for our little friend, but I have to say he doesn't seem too bright. Down at the emergency room I'll bet they know him by name!


Last update: Sat 7/26/2003 07:45 PDT

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